Health & Fitness
*Willpower*
I'm starving on this diet
If you know what I mean
Only food I eat these days
Is nutritious and green
Yes french fries and apple pies
Are sure to make chubby thighs
But I crave pepperoni pizza
And an ice cold beer
My mouth waters for a brownie
"EAT IT!" echoes in my ear
I need chips with melted cheese
And buttered popcorn if you please
I could dig a burrito supreme
Then hot fudge with nuts and whip cream
I won't survive another day
Without at least one milky way
Will I ever squeeze in my old jeans?
If I cheat and eat a hot dog and beans
Since I don't like my rump so plump
I'll get my dang jump rope and jump
I'm trying to lose weight, sincerely
I lost a whole pound, well nearly